𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"
Uh oh. They are about to do something VERY stupid. Anyone watching Polymarket for big bets on a ground invasion?
Apr 3 at 2:20pmWeb
Show threadwhy not wy1d ago

@Lana Yep, those have to be all the experienced people who told him he was a fucking moron for planning a ground invasion of Iran. So now we get an EVEN STUPIDER ground invasion of Iran.

What could possibly go wrong, besides FUCKING EVERYTHING???

Show threadKlaus Frank3h ago

@wyatt_h_knott @Lana

Well they kinda ruined their bet of it happening until the 31st.

It says 0% but with a volume of $73,347,196 , so they probably got fired for delaying it too long and thereby ruining the bet.

https://polymarket.com/event/us-forces-enter-iran-by?referral=coinmarketcap

US forces enter Iran by..?

$117,993,773 has traded on "US forces enter Iran by..?" as of April 4, 2026. View real-time odds or trade on The World's Largest Prediction Market™

Polymarket
Show threadRalfMaximus1d ago

@Lana

Nukes are on the table, I'm guessing.

Show threadDarkas Vim1d ago
@Lana I'm shocked that there are actually 3 white males in that group.
Show threadJoker1d ago
@Lana
Stupid is as stupid does.
BABA BUY ANYTHING BUT AMERICAN)
Show threadFeloniousPunk1d ago

@Lana Hegseth WANTS a bloodbath. He wants a reason to nuke them because that sets off armageddon, which triggers the return of jesus.

These people a FUCKING LOONEY.

If there’s EVER time for a military coup, it is NOW.

Show threadGurre Vildskägg1d ago

@FeloniousPunk @Lana
"I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic"

Yeah. That is NOW. The whole GOP/Trump regime are all straight up enemies of the constitution and of the people.
I do mean all of them. Down to every intern in the White House and all the interns of every GOP congressperson. All of them should have life-time bans from holding any elected office & working fr anyone in such

Show threadJim Hubbell1d ago
@FeloniousPunk @Lana
The hubris required to to think you can give orders to God is astonishing.
Show threadRooneyMcNibNug1d ago
@Lana is there a source for this that isn't "username @ TheSaviour on deadbirdsite" ?
Show thread𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"1d ago

@rooneymcnibnug here's one source:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/pete-hegseth-forces-army-chief-staff-randy-george-rcna266491

Pete Hegseth forces out Army's top officer and two other generals

The defense secretary fired the Army chief of staff, Gen. Randy George, the chief of chaplains and the commanding general of Army Transformation and Training Command.

NBC News
Show threadRooneyMcNibNug1d ago
@Lana thanks. I saw that one top officer getting booted, but I can't find anything else about twelve.
Show threadMatti Aleve1d ago

@rooneymcnibnug @Lana to get to twelve it's counted from the day Hegeth took power a year(?) ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8d63v058zo

Hegseth asks US Army Chief of Staff Gen Randy George to step down

Gen Randy George was nominated for the role in 2023 by former President Joe Biden.

Show threadRooneyMcNibNug1d ago
@maleve @Lana ah, thanks. that tweet does not make that clear/is misleading, in the sense makes it seem like it was "all in one go" ("today fired")
Show threadLog 🪵1d ago
@Lana Guessing all these folks said, "No, not without Congress issuing a declaration of war against Iran."
Show threadDeus Ex MacGuffin 1d ago

@Lana

Remember this in 2028, when the democrats nominate somebody less than perfect.

Show thread𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"1d ago

@DXMacGuffin

i.e. a person

Show threadEasydor1d ago

@Lana
You mean, they will sacrifice soldiers to die in a war to grab some more money by having inside knowledge? That is so utterly evil, I think you're right.

I think the next US gov really should think about hanging again.

Show threadKlaus Frank3h ago

@Lana well someone lost a lot of money because they didn't invade Iran by the 31st. The next biggest bet was that they invade Iran by the end of this month. And well they've invaded Iran to "search for a downed pilot" by now, so...

(Also the bet for the 31st got disputed twice and there is no final "decision" yet)

And then there is another bet that the Iranian regime will cease to exist by (mainly) external forces. (Hard to shorten, there are a bunch of conditions stated in the bet).

So...