Mastodawn

Uh oh. They are about to do something VERY stupid. Anyone watching Polymarket for big bets on a ground invasion?

@Lana Yep, those have to be all the experienced people who told him he was a fucking moron for planning a ground invasion of Iran. So now we get an EVEN STUPIDER ground invasion of Iran.

What could possibly go wrong, besides FUCKING EVERYTHING???

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Klaus Frank 3d ago

@wyatt_h_knott @Lana

Well they kinda ruined their bet of it happening until the 31st.

It says 0% but with a volume of $73,347,196 , so they probably got fired for delaying it too long and thereby ruining the bet.

https://polymarket.com/event/us-forces-enter-iran-by?referral=coinmarketcap

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