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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Apr 3 at 5:37amDocAtCDI
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Show threadGraham PerrinApr 3
@DocAtCDI and eat pancakes. That was Him, too, wasn't it?
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Show threadNeil MoffattApr 3

@DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?

Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.

I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...

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Show threadCheapPontoonApr 3

@DocAtCDI

Was just now on the phone with my elderly and very religious aunt in a nursing home.

I'm hoping she'll forget I told her that joke.

Show threadFeralRobotsApr 4
@DocAtCDI "whenever I've got a really bad problem, I just pretend I'm dead for three days, & right away I have a bunch of entirely different problems!" - Jason Mendoza, after asking himself 'What Would Jason Do?'