joriki
DocAtCDIWhenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.
Solomon
pinkmarie
Graham Perrin@DocAtCDI and eat pancakes. That was Him, too, wasn't it?
Count Holdem@DocAtCDI I'm still stuck on the Monty Python Liberation Front
MycotropicI think you meant the Popular Front......
Neil Moffatt@DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?
Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.
I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...
Joe Alexander@NicelyManifest I guess if you change it then it's about anything you want it to be
Jimmy@DocAtCDI When I want people to like me I just openly mock 2.4 billion people for no reason and I get internet points for being rude. Nothing is wrong with society.
JeniParsons@DocAtCDI fabulous! ❤️
CheapPontoonWas just now on the phone with my elderly and very religious aunt in a nursing home.
I'm hoping she'll forget I told her that joke.
FeralRobots@DocAtCDI "whenever I've got a really bad problem, I just pretend I'm dead for three days, & right away I have a bunch of entirely different problems!" - Jason Mendoza, after asking himself 'What Would Jason Do?'