I have important news!
When you try to look for ways to statically link SDL3 using GCC, all of the search results point to the cmake example here:
https://wiki.libsdl.org/SDL3/README-cmake
Say good bye to the bloated build files because you don't have to use cmake at all!
Instead you can just run:
gcc <Source File> --static `pkg-config --cflags --libs SDL3 --static` -o <Output File>
