okay okay i've got a plan but i need y'alls help.

so

we tell the israeli govt that Cloudflare data centers protect iranian hackers and info ops

then we tell the iranian govt that Cloudflare data centers protect israeli hackers and info ops

and finally we tell the Trump administration that Cloudflare data centers contain the Epstein files.

@cR0w @neurovagrant epsteinfiles is already taken! As are woke and DEI. If this was Twitter 1000 people/bots would be atting POTUS.
@neurovagrant not a Cloudflare fan, I take it?
@davidfetter correct
@neurovagrant I take it they seek out customers whose existence is the basis of your job. Any near-term prospects of lawfare on that basis?
@davidfetter Ayup, they protect some of the worst of the worst. In fact, their products are *designed* to do that. They're too big to hold accountable, though.

@neurovagrant @davidfetter It's a big stack, so if there are things that can be better handled at other layers, that can make sense.

But I know they've given in to multiple requests by now for blocks/subpoenas/or other stuff like that. And there's that thing (haven't dug deep) they're doing re the sheer volume of LLM scraping. Are they still pushing petitioners to DNS or some other layer when it makes sense for CloudFlare to act?

@neurovagrant Ian, you’ve cracked the case.

Also joined the no fly list and have been designated a domestic terrorist.

How do you feel on this momentous afternoon?

@elebertus you're assuming those two weren't true already

@neurovagrant you’re not wrong. I suppose you could have been an enemy of the state the entire morning too.

What exactly does an enemy of the state breakfast look like?

@elebertus Coffee and Vyvanse.
@neurovagrant great so I’m on the fucking list too. Just fucking great.
@neurovagrant i dont have a good relationship with either of those governments:(
@neurovagrant
Hey, and we aren't technically lying at all, so even better
@neurovagrant I want to learn how to hack government pcs 😁