Mastodawn

okay okay i've got a plan but i need y'alls help.

we tell the israeli govt that Cloudflare data centers protect iranian hackers and info ops

then we tell the iranian govt that Cloudflare data centers protect israeli hackers and info ops

and finally we tell the Trump administration that Cloudflare data centers contain the Epstein files.

@neurovagrant Ian, you’ve cracked the case.

Also joined the no fly list and have been designated a domestic terrorist.

How do you feel on this momentous afternoon?

@elebertus you're assuming those two weren't true already

@neurovagrant you’re not wrong. I suppose you could have been an enemy of the state the entire morning too.

What exactly does an enemy of the state breakfast look like?

@elebertus Coffee and Vyvanse.

@neurovagrant great so I’m on the fucking list too. Just fucking great.