I try to limit myself to speaking 250 words a day. If I go over that it takes me several days to recover. Last week was great and I had four days under 200 words.

@fesshole Well you blew it on Fesshole matey

Unless you don’t count the trolling online in your quota, which you definitely should

Good thing the fesser specifically said "speaking" - there's the loophole right there
More people should do that. That would make more time for me to speak, and since everything I have to say is gold, everybody wins.
@fesshole crikey! No way. I could never made that. Fault in my brain-mouth-clutch.
@fesshole Calvin Coolidge would be proud.
@fesshole alright, motormouth.
@fesshole How would you count that?