Random Lovecraft (@[email protected])

It was, the professor stated, a very crude bas-relief of stone, comprising a hideous picture and some cryptic writing.

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"It was, the professor stated, a very crude bas-relief of stone, comprising a hideous picture and some cryptic writing."

--HP #Lovecraft
The Call of #Cthulhu
1928

#Homer #Simpson as an ancient God.

This was one of my first #midjourney images.

@ParadeGrotesque

Green Plush Cthulhu Terrifies Child

My friend Dave used to have a cute green plush #Cthulhu sitting on his mantlepiece.

One day a 5 year old-ish small person took one look at it, screwed up his face, and just started bawling loudly...

Naturally, me and Dave and his sons started laughing uproariously and assured the kid, yes it was indeed a monster and appropriate to be terrified of.

#sorrynotsorry #smallstories

@ParadeGrotesque