@GossiTheDog BBC reports of Sir Lindsay "Ponderous" Hoyle, Speaker of the UK House of Commons, being quicker on his feet than Jonathan the Tortoise have also been found to have been false. #RejoinEU
@GossiTheDog Damn it. I think I boosted that damned thing, too. How are we supposed to vet this crap when news outlets like BBC can't be arsed to do so?
@GossiTheDog in the interests of automation the BBC has bought a Gatling style foot gun. Early reports indicate it is working very effectively hampered only by the occasional recalcitrant not putting their foot under the gun.