Fesshole 🧻
I assumed most guys masturbated to Miss Piggy growing up in the late 1970s and early 1980s; having mentioned this to friends down the pub; it turns out I was very very mortifyingly wrong.
Apr 2 at 7:20amWeb
Show threadbadambassadorApr 2
@fesshole you are David Cameron and I claim my £5
Show threadAndy 'Bob' Brockhurst Apr 2
@fesshole Don't tell me, they all cracked one off to Gonzo.
Show threadDreyApr 2
@b3cft @fesshole 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Show threadUtarg of Utarg 🔬🇪🇺🇸🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦Apr 2
@fesshole That’s a challenging wank. At least you showed kermitment.
Show threadBoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺Apr 2
@toxy @fesshole Wow. That's the best joke on the Internet today.
Show threadDreyApr 2
@toxy @fesshole 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Show threadTom Arild JakobsenApr 2

@fesshole I think maybe the poster is into strong women (and not necessarily pig puppets).

I hope you found a confident (and kind) partner later in life! Someone that you can be proud of!

Show threadFiXatoApr 2
@tajakobsen while growing up I admired the strong persona of Miss Piggy (the scene where she gives chase on rollerskates to a purse thief, is still etched in my memory), later on I felt that her relationship with Kermit was rather abusive and problematic...
@fesshole
Show threadDreyApr 2
@tajakobsen @fesshole why would you masterbate to the muppet Miss. piggy?
Show threadMark WhybirdApr 3
@atlovato @tajakobsen @fesshole Sir, this is a Fesshole!
Show threadDrey6d ago
@whybird @tajakobsen @fesshole Absolutely
Show threadPsy Chuan Apr 2
@fesshole you should get a fursona and come home to your people
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Apr 2
@fesshole
real friends don't kinkshame, hope you get the bossy volatile top you need in your life.
Show threadElizaApr 2

@floppyplopper

I bet The Muppets were involved in the creation of lot of Furries

Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Apr 2
@eliza
happy to be corrected on this but to my knowledge furries grew up with disney's robin hood, D/s people grew up with muppets
Show threadElizaApr 2

@floppyplopper

Well I did identify with Beaker

Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Apr 2
@eliza
beaker's full name, beaker of piss
Show threadElizaApr 2

@floppyplopper

🤤

Show threadAnnaApr 2
@fesshole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs Wayne's World
Wayne's World - Bugs Bunny

YouTube
Show threadDreyApr 2
@jellycrystals @fesshole 😂 😂 😂 😂 v
Show threadGaryApr 2
@fesshole the book of challenging wanks requires a update immediately
Show threadDreyApr 2
@Ruddred @fesshole 😂
Show thread✝️ Slowly Going SaneApr 2

@fesshole

Hello Linkara. At least this time the Muppet was alive

Show threadDreyApr 2
@slowlygoingsane @fesshole 😂
Show threadRob Vincent 🎙️Apr 2
@fesshole Charles Grodin? I thought you were dead!
Show threadjess :3 Apr 2
@fesshole furry born in the wrong era
Show threada worm among dovesApr 3
@fesshole was this at a gay bar
Show threada stinky ox 🐂Apr 3
@fesshole