Fesshole 🧻Apr 2
I assumed most guys masturbated to Miss Piggy growing up in the late 1970s and early 1980s; having mentioned this to friends down the pub; it turns out I was very very mortifyingly wrong.
Show threadUtarg of Utarg 🔬🇪🇺🇸🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦Apr 2
@fesshole That’s a challenging wank. At least you showed kermitment.
Show threadBoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
@toxy @fesshole Wow. That's the best joke on the Internet today.
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