a_gee_dizzleWhat’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online?
ShellofbiomatterNice try AI algorithms trying to get discriminating information to blackmail me later down the line. I’m not going to fall for it.
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)Just tell it that it’s getting schifty in here and you just shat the floor
Vupware
potoooooooo ✅️So spill the beans, nutsack.
Doesn’t that go against the entire purpose of a nutsack?
I’d argue that’s half their function
LibertyLizardYeah I’ve been using this username way too long to participate in this shit.
One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.
I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.
I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances
For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it
cheers_queerseverything i do is embarrassing
Only once!?
Pat_RiotNot really embarrassing but my family is an albatross around my neck. Dates will reject me due to my family, and the few girlfriends who met them all hated them such that it contributed to our breakup.
and now that my parents are dead, again, people get all weird about it. My dad died when I was 28 and my mom checked out of life when I was 37, and again a lot of my dates straight up freak out when they find out my parents are gone.
I feel like 37+ is really not that strange of an age to have lost both your parents. That’s an odd reaction.
Nice try, thesun.co.uk