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What’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online?

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online? - Lemmy.ca

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471 [https://lemmy.world/post/45052471] > Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard

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Vupware 1d ago

One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.

I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.

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AskewLord

i have drunk shat myself a couple of times walking home from a bar. it sucks, but since it’s was late at night, nobody is really around to see it.