a_gee_dizzle1d ago

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online?

https://lemmy.ca/post/62710766

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online? - Lemmy.ca

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471 [https://lemmy.world/post/45052471] > Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard

Show threadVupware

One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.

I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.

Apr 2 at 3:46amWeb
Show threadfelsiq23h ago

I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances

For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it

Show threadVupware16h ago
Hell yeah. That’ll lead to some bodacious juxtaposition down the line.
Show threadAskewLord16h ago
i have drunk shat myself a couple of times walking home from a bar. it sucks, but since it’s was late at night, nobody is really around to see it.