Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.
It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.
It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.
It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."
It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.
It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

@Gina

Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life

@Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!
@Gina I started at FAT16 😭
@Gina This is the winner fr
@Gina The struggle is real sistah!
@Gina better to format to ex-fat
@Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)
@yakkoj @Gina Retaining is the one thing clippy’s actually good at