Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.

It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

@Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)