BenI regret to inform you that my drafts folder has once again developed a bit of a backlog. Believe it or not I try not to post every thought I have on here. I am capable of some restraint. However I'm loath to throw my thoughts in the bin. Even if they are total nonsense rubbish. Why? I dunno. Perhaps it's because Fedi is the only proof I exist as me anywhere in the world. A licence to be myself (00Ben). Whatever the reason it's happening. And so I present to you, the latest....... Ben's outtakes!.....
I feel like I'm on the cusp of being the first person with actual powers. Like I'm so close to a mutation I can feel it. What might it be? It'll be rubbish. Just spontaneously go mad or something. But I am the next step in human evolution nonetheless. Can it be harnessed or will it destroy the world. Oh no is everything my fault? It's already begun.
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)@TheBreadmonkey how about turning animals to people by showing them your nipples? Niche but classic
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@julianlawson @TheBreadmonkey How'd you get hold of my synopsis for The Island of Dr Myboobs?