Rita
spafThe White House has announced plans to honor the President for the 250th anniversary of the country: By July 4th, they intend to raise the price of a gallon of gas to $47.45.
Norman Wilson@spaf I thought it was $47.88.
StoneBear 
Gabriele Marcosanti 
@spaf alternatively, it is proposed to hit him 47 times with a .45
grrl_aex
Darker KnightOR ....
Peace, Depravity & Gravity.
I want to propose that dONALD j tRUMP
receives a new Nobel Peace Prize ... subject to the following terms.
The Nobel prize came from a celebrated man (Alfred Nobel), who is also famous for inventing dynamite.
And so his world class legacy of creating a Peace Prize for high status people that others (like tRUMP ) could aim for has great gravity.
But because tRUMP is more about depravity than gravity an adjustment to receive the Nobel Peace Prize must be made.
Accordingly I propose that for tRUMP to be honoured as a Peace achiever, it would be required that Nobel's work is also honoured with him.
This would be done through the Nobel Peace Cup that dONALD receives being filled with the true essence of Alfred's work, dynamite!
A couple of other ingredients with it would give the world a fantastic view of dONALD being atomised permenantly into eternity....... a true legacy.
All in the name of PEACE!
Nuwagaba Gift@spaf
Is that how the president has made America great again?
Is that how the president has made America great again?
David Pollak@spaf I thought the ideal price was $14.88…