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The White House has announced plans to honor the President for the 250th anniversary of the country: By July 4th, they intend to raise the price of a gallon of gas to $47.45.
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Norman Wilson
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@spaf
I thought it was $47.88.
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StoneBear
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@spaf
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS! :lol-sob:
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Gabriele Marcosanti
1d ago
@spaf
alternatively, it is proposed to hit him 47 times with a .45
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grrl_aex
1d ago
@spaf
$47.45?!? oh you're being ridiculous!!
$45.47 now...that's much more reasonable.
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Nuwagaba Gift
22h ago
@spaf
Is that how the president has made America great again?
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David Pollak
19h ago
@spaf
I thought the ideal price was $14.88…
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