Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.
It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.
It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.
It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."
It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.
It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

@Gina

Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life

@Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!
@Gina I started at FAT16 😭
@Gina This is the winner fr
@Gina The struggle is real sistah!
@Gina better to format to ex-fat
@Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)
@yakkoj @Gina Retaining is the one thing clippy’s actually good at

@Gina

<wheels around Hans Gruber style> I am making an EXCEPTIONAL spreadsheet and since I'm capable of killing you with Task Manager, you should be more polite.

@Gina Excel? Meh, above my pay grade. Do it in Be Practically Adequate, then we can talk.
@Gina been there, don't sweat it.
@Gina I have a friend like this 😭
@Gina Looks like you’re still using microSoft products. Time to quit
@Gina Hi, it looks like you are starting a petition, need a drink?
@Gina So a clippy version of myself. 😂

@Gina I would sign for Pipey 

> It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

@lukasrotermund I would unironically love that 🥲
@Gina That is oddly specific...
@Gina Wait, I thought that WAS his(?) default persona?! 🫠
@Gina reminds me of the wait wait don’t tell me bit “Clippy must die” https://youtu.be/NxcmoLKVd60?t=143&si=Mtv_CwPkrQeOFRo3
CLIPPY MUST DIE!!!

YouTube

@Gina

the internet is so fabulous...i searched "drunk depressed clippy" and what do u know, it delivered!!

@Gina I’m holding out for Badgey.