also to be clear this is just. what we have to do to brush his teeth. and he's cool with it. I think a random stranger could walk up and lift his jowl-flaps to oggle his teeth and he wouldn't think it odd at all

@0xabad1dea yesssss teeth

@0xabad1dea 'home alone' would be very different with odin instead of macaulay culkin. odin would help them rob everything and then accidentally knock them out

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Teefs! Enormous good natured teefs!

@0xabad1dea aww lookit that big smile

@0xabad1dea Most big dog breeds are very gentle and docile, because nobody wants an aggressive dog who weighs more than a person.

@0xabad1dea But there would be fewer pets then, so he won't.

@0xabad1dea how fierce! the black gums are a little terrifying

@0xabad1dea I definitely would not want him to be showing me his scrunchy look! He’s a good boy