Mastodawn

Overheard out and about in #melbourne “I’ve been thinking of getting a Montague street bridge tramp stamp tattoo”

@joannaholman it's a picture of a normal bridge, but lower.

@joannaholman things I didn't know I needed until this moment

Can only assume it would serve as a guide for "heavy vehicles"... 😬

@joannaholman I uh... I'm trying to think if that's a pun about 'hitting that', or just a statement of proud of Melbourne.

It would certainly be A statement, of sorts...

@lachlan from the snatch of conversation I heard sounds like the person was a fan of the actual bridge

@joannaholman If I was doing the design for that tattoo, I'd be putting a heavyweight boxing belt on it.

"Monty Balboa: Heavy Rail Champion of the Inner South"