Guillaume Gete
Lady Laura 
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
Kristian@cmconseils That took frightenly long to work out.🙈😁
Clutha🏴🇸🇩🇺🇦@z428 @cmconseils
Stunned myself getting it quickly, not my usual result.
Should I now move up to slightly harder sudoku?
Stunned myself getting it quickly, not my usual result.
Should I now move up to slightly harder sudoku?
mark 🇮🇪 🇪🇺@z428 @cmconseils me too.
Dave VolekTerrible, terrible pun. I almost unfollowed you.
@davevolek :(((((
Neil@cmconseils @davevolek Terribleness is a mark of quality in a pun.
Niavy 
retrimental
🇺🇦🇪🇺 cweickhmann@cmconseils Foot for thought. 🤌
bmoreinis=>journa.host@cmconseils @cweickhmann Rabbi's foot.
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Nick 'The Viking'
artlogTreffen sich zwei Unterstreichungen in der Wüste. Sagt die eine:
„Komm, wir gehen, hier ist es mir zu flach!“
Arnaud Gomes
æʃliŋ, medical grab-bag
Sherclod Holmes@aescling i don't see anything was this toot followers-only
Vaporeon 
☭@wallhackio @aescling I also don't see anything (and also: you don't follow your sister on Mastodon?)
@vaporeon_ @wallhackio it was a .social post, which maybe explains it https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/116325455059349257
@aescling @wallhackio Yes, we don't federate with mastodon.social, which IMO is a good decision
Though I'm confused how you can see it and Clodsire can't if both of you are on the same instance...
we federate but silenced, so that the 1% there is something there any of us might want to follow we can still see it
Josh Sutphin@cmconseils Instant follow 😂
Philip C JamesPresumably the Priest and the Pastor refused to admit that they are Rhesus Negative as their respective dogmas insist they're not descended from monkeys...?
Oli@PhilipCJames
Ask the "Primate of All Ireland"
A title that has amused me for decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primacy_of_Ireland
Ask the "Primate of All Ireland"
A title that has amused me for decades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primacy_of_Ireland
I felt that everything about Nominative Determinism had been said when I learned that the Phillippines had a Cardinal Sin.
alsvha@cmconseils I must admit - it made me smile a bit.