Guillaume Gete

@ggete
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Apple Guru. Nintendo Fan. Doctor Who addict. My opinions DO represent opinions of my employer (which happens to be me, incidentally).
RIP le Mac Pro – C'est un peu court, Gète.

Journée MacGeneration : demandez le programme ! http://dlvr.it/TRmJDq #JournéeMacGeneration #50AnsApple
Journée MacGeneration : demandez le programme !

Les festivités autour des 50 ans d’Apple prendront fin le 18 avril. C’est à cette date que se tiendra la première Journée MacGeneration de l’histoire. L’événement aura lieu à Lyon, dans les locaux de l’école Émile Cohl. Idéalement, nous aurions vo...

MacGeneration
A shitpost that's been brewing in my head for a while now

Je suis invité par l'Université de Yale à présenter mes travaux sur la guerre contre les peuples et la mécanique impériale de neofascisation.

Le département de la sécurité interieure des Etats-Unis m'interdit l'entrée sur le territoire alors que je fournis tous les doc en règle.

@Lafabrique

The insanity but done under a normal voice

THIS, this is the ‘President’ of the #US

Saw an article about this that linked to a video on another platform. I don't love posting content from elsewhere, but I will make exceptions....

Sometimes I want to attach a name to a rando number, but don't want it in my contacts. iOS 26 supports this!

When you tap on a recent call in the Phone app, scroll down and tap "Add Name." This puts them in a special "Other Known" section in the Contacts app that doesn't mingle with your main list.

If Hormuz is not opened within 25 days, oil field production may permanently reduced.

The “reservoir skin effect” can create “permanent damage around the well, … crippling its long-term productivity. If [well]s are forced to go dark for even two to three weeks, the altered physics of the reservoir dictate that they may never return to their original flow rates.”

https://fortune.com/2026/03/28/iran-hormuz-oil-price-l-shaped-plateau-not-v-recovery/

#Trump may have done more to wean the world off #Oil than decades of campaigning.

#RenewableEnergy
#USPol

Iran’s Hormuz toll booth points toward an L-shaped price plateau, not the V-shaped recovery traders want

True market clarity will emerge only when we shift our focus from fleeting financial reactions to the physical engineering realities that power the globe.

Fortune
Je suis allé chez le coiffeur sans avoir rien révisé les conversations, et franchement ça s’est bien passé, j’aurai la moyenne.