æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor

@aescling@cat.family
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it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it

GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance

i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise

available via email and matrix with the same username and domain. DM/message/email for other protocols

workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer

“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio

“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady

websitehttps://æscling.cat.family
neopronounsæ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCattrue
pawprintopenpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
headermiss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua

"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"

"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."

"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"

"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"

"What?!!!!"

"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."

"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"

"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."

Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111nhha9p (Daniel Arndt)
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With my insurance probably going to get yanked from me, whenever the fuck thats gonna happen, I'm gonna have to fully kick it back into survival mode :)

I can't work due to a lot of chronic physical pain, and going through the process to get told that i'm "actually disabled" isn't fucking worth it, lol

I hate having to fucking constantly bare myself to get sympathy and help.

The links are below, you can help me or boost to folks who can.

Anything i get from now until i get back home in 2-3 weeks will go towards next months bullshit.

I'm tired and i'm fucking tired of this fuckshit country

Wishlists

Throne: https://throne.com/sparklejinx/

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/19TE8UE2TYCM4

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Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112eXj65X (David Ellis)
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Own photo
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Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111W2Vn2Z (Cloudtail the Snow Leopard)
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cookie has great taste
I Let My Kitten Choose Who I Play

YouTube
could you write an mpv script that lets you toggle between various youtube furmats on demand