"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"

"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."

"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"

"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"

"What?!!!!"

"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."

"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"

"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."

With my insurance probably going to get yanked from me, whenever the fuck thats gonna happen, I'm gonna have to fully kick it back into survival mode :)

I can't work due to a lot of chronic physical pain, and going through the process to get told that i'm "actually disabled" isn't fucking worth it, lol

I hate having to fucking constantly bare myself to get sympathy and help.

The links are below, you can help me or boost to folks who can.

Anything i get from now until i get back home in 2-3 weeks will go towards next months bullshit.

I'm tired and i'm fucking tired of this fuckshit country

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