Rynn 🌙 Professional Cyberwitch 🌙1d ago
Dot Maetrix
Hey cis people: instead of going "ohhh woooow you people are soooooo braaave" while forgetting to cancel your HBO Max subscription or whatever, why not participate in today's most delicious of festivities?
Mar 31 at 5:03amWeb
Show threadDot Maetrix1d ago

It's great you can buy a pizza for ANY of the cool gals in your life.
u could even buy me one 👉 👈
https://www.paypal.me/Pogington

Edit: I have now been bought a pizza. Find a trans person who has not yet been bought a pizza and buy them a pizza

Show threadDot Maetrix1d ago

You know what? I'm turning this into a recruitment drive.

Hey "cis" (for now) people: Want a free pizza? Ever get that nagging feeling that you'd be happier as a different gender?

I propose a solution to both problems. There is always still time. Transition today! 

Show threadDomo 🦇  1d ago
@DotMaetrix wait, how do I get the free pizza?
Show threadDot Maetrix1d ago
@domo
step 1: trans ur gender
step 2: ?
step 3: Pizza!!!
Show threadMatilda Love1d ago
nice. i propose also april 7th for Buy A Trans Man A Pizza Day and april 14th for Buy An Enby A Pizza Day
Show threadMorgan ⚧️1d ago
@matildalove ooh and some of us would get 2 pizzas or even 3!
Show threadMatilda Love1d ago
@raphaelmorgan genderfluid system getting big and round every april
Show threadPxl Phile1d ago
@DotMaetrix and, how many pizzas did you get by now?
Show threadDot Maetrix1d ago
@ppxl One, which tbh is about right. It's Buy A Trans Woman *A* Pizza day
Show threadPxl Phile1d ago
@DotMaetrix fair enough but for me enough pizza means pizza with the mass of something that would make the universe's heat death immanent 😅🍕👌🏾
#pizzaIsLife
Show threadnico o. s.1d ago
@DotMaetrix enby on hrt here but i'm reposting just in case
Show threadBen1d ago

@DotMaetrix

Just wanted to let you know that my trans niece enjoyed this very much. 

Unfortunately it backfired unexpectedly for me and in a turn of events nobody could have possibly foreseen, I apparently now owe her a pizza.

Thanks for your lovely and positive post and F that guy in your replies. Hope you have a terrific day. 😊

Show threadBen1d ago

@DotMaetrix

Reboosted and fuck that guy once again 😊 

Show threadKate1d ago
@DotMaetrix @TheBreadmonkey Will it be a gourmet homemade pizza?
Show threadBen1d ago

@musiciankate @DotMaetrix

Lol. I wish. She said we're all going out and I have to pay. 🙄😂

Show threadKate1d ago
@TheBreadmonkey @DotMaetrix She’s missing out!
Show threadJes - Hedgehog Edition 1d ago
@DotMaetrix kofi sequel but instead of "buy me a coffee" it's "buy trans girls a pizza"
If a cis person makes a creator account their computer explodes
Show threadDot Maetrix1d ago
@Jes if a cis person makes an account they get Dorley Hall'd
Show threadnofuj1d ago
@DotMaetrix Some members of the band I'm in bought me some nice food
Show threadAi Carmela Netîrk1d ago
@DotMaetrix Yes, it is Pizza we fight for—but we fight for Roses, too 🌹🍕🌹
Show threadA Part of Bee1d ago

@DotMaetrix semi-related but @cassolotl did an excellent post a few years ago about Cake For Trans Friends Day (14th October) in which trans people don't have to do any additional emotional labour or educational work, but instead its on cis people to buy them cake.

https://cassolotl.tumblr.com/post/166404257550

Spacious Perspicacious

Today I had a very small rant about how all the trans days (Coming Out Day, Trans Day of Remembrance, Trans Day of Visibility) involve marginalised people doing yet more work to draw attention to...

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Show threadlinear cannon1d ago
@DotMaetrix my employer bought me a pizza and mexican food!

... they didnt know about this until afterwards though
Show threadKevin Karhan 16h ago

@DotMaetrix I remember #TransPizza 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍕 from #Shitter [before the #Muskification]...