Mastodawn

Hey cis people: instead of going "ohhh woooow you people are soooooo braaave" while forgetting to cancel your HBO Max subscription or whatever, why not participate in today's most delicious of festivities?

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Dot Maetrix 1d ago

It's great you can buy a pizza for ANY of the cool gals in your life.
u could even buy me one 👉 👈
https://www.paypal.me/Pogington

Edit: I have now been bought a pizza. Find a trans person who has not yet been bought a pizza and buy them a pizza

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Dot Maetrix 1d ago

You know what? I'm turning this into a recruitment drive.

Hey "cis" (for now) people: Want a free pizza? Ever get that nagging feeling that you'd be happier as a different gender?

I propose a solution to both problems. There is always still time. Transition today!

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Domo 🦇

1d ago

@DotMaetrix wait, how do I get the free pizza?

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Dot Maetrix

@domo
step 1: trans ur gender
step 2: ?
step 3: Pizza!!!