Guy who sells cupcakes says everyone should eat 10 cupcakes a day!

That cupcake bakers should be eating 20 cupcakes or get “left behind”

This and more “CEO said” news

@annaecook I just bought a trillion-dollar cupcake factory, please buy more cupcakes
@annaecook So “AI” makes labor 50% more expensive, at venture capital subsidized rates? That sounds extremely sustainable to me and not at all problematic. /s

@annaecook

Don't trust anyone who scoffs at the usefulness of pencil & paper

@annaecook why don't they just pay their salary in AI tokens
@annaecook Well dang it, now I want cupcakes!
@EdCates I should had used a far less tasty metaphor!
Jensen Huang Doesn’t Smell Anything

Link to: https://bsky.app/profile/carnage4life.bsky.social/post/3mhnqozt7fs2n

Daring Fireball
@annaecook @Em0nM4stodon "take a 50% pay cut but work harder or you're fired" - Jensen Huang
@annaecook That tracks. At my job we’re supposed to implement AI by using it. No direction on how to use it or expected outcomes. Just show that it’s being used. Slop direction to use a slop tool.

@annaecook Explains why we've to deal with so much shitty code from them right now.

(talking Enterprise, not consumer where they bricked graphics cards with their slop-driver)