They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.

(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)

#AlicePics #Locksport #Jesus #Challenge

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Holy Jiggler is my new band name. #IMNBN

First album: Jesus Is My Lock Pick.

@ColesStreetPothole @alice I did once hear a real sermon in a real church about how we all had holes in the walls of our hearts and the minister exhorted us to allow ‘Jesus to fill your hole.’ To my shame (or pride) I was the only person sniggering 🤭. There’s no metaphor like a mixed metaphor I say…
@Janet_52square @ColesStreetPothole @alice Get ready, for he’s coming soon!