Newly arrived on the fediverse and wondering the difference between here and X?
Ask what the plural is of octopus.

On X this will result in a vicious argument whether it is octopuses or octopi.

Here there will be polite discussion on when one should use octopuses and when octopodes, followed by a discursion about classical Greek plurals.

1/2

Soon there will be a number of photos of various cute cephalopods, as well as people dressed up in relevant costumes, leading to a discussion as to whether it is appropriate to refer to a fursona if it is an octopus. Consensus will soon be reached that this is indeed acceptable.

An hour later cephalopod.social will be launched.

The only mention of octopi will be when @dgar posts a photo of a pie with a crust shaped like an octopus.

2/2

Finally found the original octopus pie post for which I was looking. Three years ago which may be why I had trouble locating it.

https://mastodon.online/@[email protected]al/109652878338760047

Mastodon

@jetton Damn it...now I'm tempted to change the name of my instance to "cephalopod.social"...
@jetton
Well, and someone runs off and starts octopi.social, but just as a gag.
@dgar

@dpflug @jetton @dgar The instance will be devoted to kraken devouring billionaires.

Octopi Wall Street.

@jetton I have been trying to figure out how to explain this place to my wife. I've tried, but it has never made sense to her.

I just read her this. She gets it now. 10/10.

Toby Jaffey (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image The cephalopods are coming! #cornwall (and the Risso's dolphins will surely follow)

mastodon.me.uk
@jetton when are we discussing the noble Icosopus
@jetton Don't even start with 3rd declension Latin nouns on X, they'll get their penes all bent out of shape

@jetton Okay, I admit, I had to look up the accusative plural, I haven't accessed Latin in a REALLY long time

Not as long as the Romans, though

@jetton One octopus. Two octopuses. 3.14 octopi.

I don't remember who first posted this. Anyone?

#Octopus #Octopuses #Octopi

@jetton

Cactupuses are sharp, and will not octopi your time very long.

octopoda!

Iirc they have enough gendered behaviour for this to be useful. Well, excusable. Colorable?

@jetton

@jetton and that's not even covering the diversion of the discussion into how wrong "virii" is as a plural for a (3rd declension mass noun). And, of course, why words like "television" are eldritch abominations.

https://xkcd.com/2501/

Average Familiarity

xkcd
@jetton For discussion, yep. Don't get involved in discussions on X at all. But if you follow the right accounts (since a lot of mainstream and independents still use it), you still get a quality stream of information to take in. Just need to follow the right accounts and only use the "following" tab, not the "For You" tab that is algorithmic.
@jetton @HollieK72 NoNoNo, let me ReplyGuy that for you: on Mastodon the plural of octopus is have you installed Linux on that?
@cstross @jetton Can an octopus install Linux on that?
@jetton I noticed that none posted any pictures of an octopus so I thought I would rectify that