Daughter's parents night, with biology teacher "excellent progress, she's a rock star". I said "surely she should be in geology then?". Both just stared at me. Headteacher walking past said "Gold star for dad joke of the night". Confession is, I'm proud as punch with that.
@fesshole And so you should be. 👍🏻
@fesshole I too would be disappointed to be met with a stony silence.
@fesshole I would be too! That's a corker!
@fesshole perfect, no note
@fesshole did they stare at you because they thought the joke was poor or because they were too thick to get it?
@fesshole your headteacher sounds like a marbellous person. Don't take them for granite!
Missed the chance of saying she should be an astrogeologist
@fesshole so you should be man, it made me laugh out loud 🤣