My paper airplane wouldn't fly, it was just stationary.

@kibcol1049 Now that's the sort of joke that gets the grammar police confused. It's paper so it must be stationery, but it's not moving so it's stationary!

It could keep them going in circles for hours! πŸ˜„

@NormanDunbar πŸ‘πŸ€­
@kibcol1049 It would be fun to watch! πŸ˜„

@NormanDunbar @kibcol1049

The grammar police in some parts of the world might take exception at "airplane" too. πŸ˜„

@TheLancashireman @NormanDunbar @kibcol1049

Surely that's a perfectly good word?

@PhilthyPierre @TheLancashireman @kibcol1049 Some might say that it should be "aeroplane".

The same sort of folk who get upset by "train station" instead of "railway station" πŸ˜‰

@NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre @TheLancashireman Word meanings don't make a lot of sense, with many rules that have exceptions. For example flammable and inflammable. They sound contrary but actually mean exactly the same.

@kibcol1049 @PhilthyPierre @TheLancashireman True.

I can be disgruntled about something, but never gruntled!

@NormanDunbar @kibcol1049 @PhilthyPierre

Overwhelmed, but not underwhelmed or even merely whelmed.

@NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre @TheLancashireman I'm often disgusted, but only once was I gusted. What a night that was! πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

@kibcol1049 @NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre

There doesn't even seem to be a word for "not flammable"

@NormanDunbar @TheLancashireman @PhilthyPierre anti-inflamable? I'm making words up now. Mind you, thats how language evolved I suppose. Ha ha.

@TheLancashireman @kibcol1049 @NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre

following the English language precedents of adequate/inadequate, decisive/indecisive, operative/inoperative. then inflammable should be the word - OOPSIE - we just put that one in there because the English language might be about rules but it is even more about exceptions.

@the5thColumnist @TheLancashireman @kibcol1049 @PhilthyPierre I before E, except after C. Apparently, is no longer taught in schools because more words are exceptions than follow the rule.

Weird!πŸ˜‰

@NormanDunbar @the5thColumnist @kibcol1049 @PhilthyPierre

The rule is quite simple: I before E, except when it isn't.
English is a language with one rule and 13,056,934,126 exceptions.

Disclaimer: I invented that number πŸ˜‚

@nowster @TheLancashireman @kibcol1049 @NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre
OH yes. There was a speculation in the 'Graydon's Commonweal' discussion about what Blossom flung at the Wall that burned it. The consensus was FOOF but there were other candidates.
@TheLancashireman @kibcol1049 @NormanDunbar @PhilthyPierre
Uninflammable or incombustible. But yes, English language is decidely unintuitive.
@kibcol1049 you're giving it the wrong gas! Too much air is bad stoichiometry.
@rood I have to accept that as I have no idea what stoichiometry means! 🀭

@kibcol1049

I hear the design company folded.

@Arapalla πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

@Arapalla @kibcol1049

Three part flyers so bad they will simply drop to the floor.

@kibcol1049 Morning Col πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Š

My kinda transport! 😁

@MAJ1 Morning bud. The company that built them folded! πŸ˜‚
this isn't very uplifting
@sam It nose-dived then. ☹️
@kibcol1049 @boby_biq Nooooooooo😱. Also, saving that one.
@kibcol1049 no matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery