LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAT
@sterophonick I very much want to be about to receive a sidequest
@sterophonick that much scrunkliness has got to be illegal
@sterophonick if TV has taught me anything, this animal is only capable of saying things like "snarf snarf" after some sarcasm
he looks like Ron Perlman

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... I must haff heem !

I shall find heem and schteal heem and I vill call heem Chorlie.

@sterophonick omg theyre a puppet in a fantasy movie and i love them
@sterophonick young Maine Coon, yet to grow into his tufts?
@sterophonick What's that, a fucking cat?
Ma ! there's a weird looking cat
@sterophonick looks like my oc max

im stleaing this ideaaa......
@sterophonick Dood, that's a fucking rabbit

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"I come from a line of very tufft cats - glad to meet cha."

@sterophonick That’s a god damned Pokemon. 🀨
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That's Tog from Pogles Wood! Brilliant!

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Stroke this lil guy and expect 40,000 volts of electricity.

@sterophonick That is NOT a cat! That is a mischievous little forest elf. Leave out a plate of nuts & berries for them or else they will play pranks on you.

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It’s not a fucking cat. It’s a cat. Or a fucking goat.

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THOSE MITTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sterophonick Hax to crank some of those floof sliders above 1.
@sterophonick he looks like he can hear everything
@sterophonick "tremble before my mighty ears"
@sterophonick That's three cats and a teleporter accident.
@sterophonick My clothing now has orange hair all over it.

@sterophonick How it started: Team Rocket's Meowth

How it ends: Legendary mount halfway between Battle Cat from He-Man and Red XIII from Final Fantasy 7

Edit: With a personality similar to Ma'iq the Liar

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"... Every time I do, it makes me laugh."

(?)

@sterophonick look at those ears. This is clearly a cat from the world of the Fae!

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You know what this rhymes to?

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

@sterophonick he looks like he knows the secrets to the universe
@sterophonick @drwho Is Manx kitten, no? I think I lurve heeem.
@sterophonick That looks like a Jim Henson cat.
@sterophonick baby has serval and caracal ancestors!
@sterophonick That's not a cat, it's Ron Perlman in drag.