Fesshole 🧻
Ex wife was one of *those* people who stockpiled toilet paper at the start of the pandemic. Stacked floor to ceiling taking up half the garage. March 2026, I've just used up the last roll from the stockpile. Almost six years worth of shitting.
Mar 28 at 9:20pmWeb
Show threadChris CantrellMar 28
March 2020 to March 2026. The ex-wife's supply chain planning was, in retrospect, flawless.
Show threadSupermoosieMar 29

@ChrisChris

It would have been drawn down quicker, if she hadn't left.

Meanwhile the car paint has faded and haik damaged as there was no room in the garage for it.

Show threadChris Cantrell6d ago
The car always ends up paying for it somehow.
Show threadtiago Mar 28
@fesshole they didn't split the stockpile with the divorce?
Show threadHannekeMar 28
@tiago @fesshole I think she thought them so shitty they’d better have the paper
Show threadC++ Wage SlaveMar 28

@tiago

Kinda. She got the house and the car; he apparently got the garage.

@fesshole

Show threadMatt PalmerMar 28
@fesshole her new hubby's garage is stocked with jerry cans of petrol, so you got off lightly.