Ex wife was one of *those* people who stockpiled toilet paper at the start of the pandemic. Stacked floor to ceiling taking up half the garage. March 2026, I've just used up the last roll from the stockpile. Almost six years worth of shitting.
March 2020 to March 2026. The ex-wife's supply chain planning was, in retrospect, flawless.

@ChrisChris

It would have been drawn down quicker, if she hadn't left.

Meanwhile the car paint has faded and haik damaged as there was no room in the garage for it.

The car always ends up paying for it somehow.