Fesshole 🧻I'm a mature middle aged man with a family, serious job, responsibilities, atheist, but when I finish a boiled egg I still put my spoon through the bottom of the shell so the evil witches can't use it to sail across the river and attack the fairy kingdom.
FrauZeitlos@fesshole hey, what if our witches need to defend us against the evil fairy king? You will regret all destroyed eggs that day.
John Maxwell@fesshole Well of course. It would be irresponsible of you not to.
Gary
Ambient Sponge@fesshole This is charmingly whimsical.
Michelle / The Giddy Stitcher@fesshole Someone please explain this superstition to me, I've never heard of it and it sounds wild
n1ck@thegiddystitcher my grandmother always told us to do this. Because witches can't cross open salt water but apparently they can in egg boats????
@n1ck So it's a saltwater river that these fairies live across?
Edit: fairys? fairies? I think maybe the second one
Anton Hunterfaeries ?
FiXato@fesshole I'd never heard of this superstition before, but apparently it's a quite old one: https://folklorethursday.com/folklife/the-witch-files-going-to-sea-in-an-eggshell/
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Jukka 'Shrike' Kolehmainen@fesshole same but I just try to peel it like Robert Deniro's Luis Cyphier character in Angel Heart.
Robert Pickering@fesshole
I would do too, if I ate boiled eggs like that. Good for you.
I would do too, if I ate boiled eggs like that. Good for you.
Future SprogI promise you that I did not submit this one.
Also, yes, please break the shells so the chickens can eat them with their feed and also to stop witches using them as boats.
Killa Koala@fesshole No, don't do that! Any day now we'll need all those egg shell boats to transport oil across the Strait of Hormuz.
Dźwiedziu@fesshole
Why not? Monarchies are king of overrated <canned laugter>
Why not? Monarchies are king of overrated <canned laugter>