Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eye of Sauron Fine Art Print. The films failed to mention that the Eye of Sauron had surprisingly bad vision. In the books there is a chapter where Sauron sends his forces after a large gopher, mistaking it for Frodo.
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The orcs failed miserably in their attempts to slaughter the gopher, which was the inspiration behind the movie Caddyshack.
@lowqualityfacts Carl the grounds keeper as an orc boot camp reject is plausible.
@lowqualityfacts did he ever get that monocle built?
@lowqualityfacts Anyone else noticing the Georgia O'Keefe vibe to this painting?
@lowqualityfacts I always appreciated the extra chapters from the Silmarillion where Sauron is bullied for wearing corrective lenses, thereby kicking off his villain's arc.

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And, in today's low quality legal news, Palantir is suing the artist for IP infringement by publicly displaying their AI's CPU architecture.

Plaintiff's additionally are suing for defamation because the artist's depiction -- which they assert is not nearly horrifically evil enough -- paints the company in a false light.

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That's my favourite chapter. All that story with a ring that must be destroyed and all is kinda cliché but this part, this is with reading