Vadim N.

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The ideal (platonic) cat form is the potato, many cats strive to be more potato-like.

This? This is what we call "peak purrformance"

Potato Creature:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyx6h3SUgqc

トトロみたいな猫が立派なお腹を見せつけてナデナデを要求してきた

YouTube

It's that time again where I am asked to write an author bio. What do we think of:

Dr. Amy is the single greatest mind of her generation. She came here to chew gum and fuck things up, and she is fresh out of gum.

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.

"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."

"Are you sure?"

"You think it frivolous?"

"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."

"Would my life change?"

"You ask that every time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eye of Sauron Fine Art Print. The films failed to mention that the Eye of Sauron had surprisingly bad vision. In the books there is a chapter where Sauron sends his forces after a large gopher, mistaking it for Frodo.
https://collabs.shop/jd6knx

Hate watching is still watching.

In a world where we pretend attention is dollars, companies profit from your attention even (and sometimes especially) when that attention is negative.

If you want to beat them, ignore them. Keep them out of the conversation. Talk about something better. Starve them out.

Tuesday the Danes elected 86 female members to the Parliament, the Folketinget. This means Denmark is now led by 48 percent women.

I too voted for a woman. Not because she was a woman, but because she was the most qualified.

In general, there has been far fewer political scandals with women over the years, and it has been my impression that more women are well prepared, they are more hard working, while some men are more focused on press coverage and social media visibility.

♥️🧘🏻‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🤱🏼

Victoria Sokolova
pls pick what i should do next!! i can’t decide!!
sleep
15.1%
play
4.8%
mischief
30.2%
mew mew mew mew
25.1%
sit in an inconvenient place
24.7%
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