I set my phone so it plays sad trombone when my mom texts me. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Don't be the kind of parent whose adult child sets their phone to play sad trombone when you text.
When my mom gets a text, her phone plays a recording of "I'm Donald Trump, and I approved this message," so ...
That's just one indication of what I'm dealing with here.
At some point you realize that your parent sucks, it's not going to change, and being honest about it might help other people with sucky parents feel less alone.
I'm grateful (and maybe surprised?) that nobody has ever come into my mentions with "BUT BUT SHE'S YOUR MOTHER!" Yes? So?
If she wants a better ringtone, she can act better.
Perhaps now I can stop bracing myself every time I get a text, assuming it's her.
UPDATE: It works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@APBBlue This is frickinโ€™ brilliant.
@MMGirlfriend It was either that or a hissing cat, but the cat deserves better than that.
@APBBlue My partner has a hissing cat as his sound and itโ€™s super annoying (we have cats)
@APBBlue I lived in the days before caller ID. Every incoming call was a potential hazard.
@ColesStreetPothole I did too! It's been a while.
@APBBlue ๐Ÿ˜‚ You just seem younger coded.
@ColesStreetPothole I'll take it! (I'm 50.)
@APBBlue ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Happy half-century! I'm about a dozen years older than that.

@ColesStreetPothole @APBBlue

I grew up in the days of the rotary phone and no answering machine. I miss it.

@McCrankyface I don't necessarily miss the rotary phone. That thing was such a pain in the ass. We also had a super long cord that always got bunched up & I'd have to spend 10 minutes setting it to right or I would not be able to make the phone call.
@Heidiknits phone calls required more effort. They were more intentional. There were fewer of them. Because the phone was tethered to one physical location, you weren't expected to be able to talk all times. These are all positives in my estimation.

@APBBlue are you familiar with the song "Mother" by The Police?

...
Telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming
Won't she leave me alone?
...

https://youtu.be/d56MfuZAfwI

Mother

YouTube
@APBBlue My mom never calls or texts so I'm good. ๐Ÿคฃ
@APBBlue One of my colleagues set his ringtone to play the Imperial March when our boss rang. I had some difficulty keeping a straight face when said boss heard it go off in the hallway.
@APBBlue you could have gone with the Darth Vader march ringtone, so really sad trombone is being kind.