European service announcement:

Tomorrow Europe switches to Summer Time, but this year please remember that we will not only move time 1 hour forward.

Additionally, we will change the year to 2029. When you wake up Monday, Putin has been killed, Kamala Harris is now president, Trump is in jail, and The Strait of Hormuz has just been reopened.

@randahl
But will the EU actually have gotten rid of daylight savings?
@randahl And the Hormuz strait is only used to be a strait as renewables totally took over...
@randahl Yes, except it took so long to reopen the Strait that most Arabic countries decided to give up on oil and instead realised - with a bit of infrastructure investment - they could export solar energy (and solar-charged batteries) a lot easier than the dead dinosaur goo.
@randahl ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰
@randahl After January 6th, we thought that Trump was heading to jail, so I don't hold my breath over it.
@randahl and the UK has rejoined the EU?
@randahl I don't want Putin's bitch in jail I want him dead
@randahl THE STRAIT IS NOT CLOSED FOR COSTUMER PAYING WITHOUT PETRODOLLARS!!! the shift is here ! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
@randahl Iโ€™d pay top ๐Ÿ’ถ for that to be true!
@randahl If the Hormuz Strait has only just been reopened after three years, we're probably waking up in the middle of a gigantic economic crisis.