Nathan Fredericks9h ago
Randahl Fink

European service announcement:

Tomorrow Europe switches to Summer Time, but this year please remember that we will not only move time 1 hour forward.

Additionally, we will change the year to 2029. When you wake up Monday, Putin has been killed, Kamala Harris is now president, Trump is in jail, and The Strait of Hormuz has just been reopened.

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Show threadLeeloo12h ago
@randahl
But will the EU actually have gotten rid of daylight savings?
Show threadTuchowski12h ago
@randahl And the Hormuz strait is only used to be a strait as renewables totally took over...
Show threadDave 🐶12h ago
@randahl Yes, except it took so long to reopen the Strait that most Arabic countries decided to give up on oil and instead realised - with a bit of infrastructure investment - they could export solar energy (and solar-charged batteries) a lot easier than the dead dinosaur goo.
Show threadLstn2urmama 🇨🇦12h ago
@randahl 👍👍👍😉
Show threadEnea Lecas12h ago
@randahl After January 6th, we thought that Trump was heading to jail, so I don't hold my breath over it.
Show threadavatastic  11h ago
@randahl and the UK has rejoined the EU?
Show threadKristen10h ago
@randahl I don't want Putin's bitch in jail I want him dead
Show threadleftofcentre10h ago
@randahl THE STRAIT IS NOT CLOSED FOR COSTUMER PAYING WITHOUT PETRODOLLARS!!! the shift is here ! 😍 🙏 😮‍💨
Show threadEnrique Comba Riepenhausen🇺🇦8h ago
@randahl I’d pay top 💶 for that to be true!
Show threadmuzzle8h ago
@randahl If the Hormuz Strait has only just been reopened after three years, we're probably waking up in the middle of a gigantic economic crisis.