Mastodawn

European service announcement:

Tomorrow Europe switches to Summer Time, but this year please remember that we will not only move time 1 hour forward.

Additionally, we will change the year to 2029. When you wake up Monday, Putin has been killed, Kamala Harris is now president, Trump is in jail, and The Strait of Hormuz has just been reopened.

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Dave 🐶

@randahl Yes, except it took so long to reopen the Strait that most Arabic countries decided to give up on oil and instead realised - with a bit of infrastructure investment - they could export solar energy (and solar-charged batteries) a lot easier than the dead dinosaur goo.