Roknrol

Remember Clockwork Orange?

You have been tied to a chair and your eyelids are being forced open. You WILL watch the movie, but you do get a choice of which one:

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Sorry, suicide is not an option.

Melania 'documentary'
New Harry Potter series
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Vindicating Trump
Poll ends at .
Mar 27 at 10:03pmWeb
Show threadRoknrol22h ago
Since it's my poll and I can't vote in it: I would probably choose the Kirk Cameron thing because I'm always at least a little entertained making fun of him. Melania, Trump, and JKR all piss me off too much.
Show threadCassandra22h ago
@roknrol of the choices presented, yeah, Kirk is somehow going to make me least upset somehow. Grim to contemplate!
Show threadGayDeceiver23h ago
@roknrol that is case of the lesser of 4 evils. I’ll take “Saving Christmas” … but I might listen to Vogon poetry in the original also.
Show threadJack the Frosted Count23h ago
@GayDeceiver At least it's self-parodic, rather than mere sewer belch or masturbatory glurge. @roknrol
Show thread3 Muskrats in a trenchcoat23h ago
@roknrol
With any of these, I'd fracture something trying to roll my eyes while my lids are held open.
Show threadRoknrol23h ago

@OrdRadical If I got myself worked up enough I could remove myself from the experiment via heart attack.

That's about the only option I would have.

Show threadLady Homealot 🖖will not comply22h ago
@roknrol Which one is shortest? I’ll take that one. 😆
Show threadRoknrol22h ago
@CrushingFlightoftheOwlbear I did not check, but that's a great metric to use!
Show threadAnn T. Phở22h ago

@roknrol Abstain.

Sophie's choice was easier.

Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷20h ago
@roknrol None of the above, because I haven't been using any of them to do harm to innocents. Sorry.
Show threadCarolyn2h ago
@roknrol Just because your eyes are open doesn't mean you need to focus them. ;)