Remember Clockwork Orange?

You have been tied to a chair and your eyelids are being forced open. You WILL watch the movie, but you do get a choice of which one:

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Sorry, suicide is not an option.

Melania 'documentary'
New Harry Potter series
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Vindicating Trump
Poll ends at .
Since it's my poll and I can't vote in it: I would probably choose the Kirk Cameron thing because I'm always at least a little entertained making fun of him. Melania, Trump, and JKR all piss me off too much.
@roknrol of the choices presented, yeah, Kirk is somehow going to make me least upset somehow. Grim to contemplate!