Remember Clockwork Orange?

You have been tied to a chair and your eyelids are being forced open. You WILL watch the movie, but you do get a choice of which one:

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Sorry, suicide is not an option.

Melania 'documentary'
New Harry Potter series
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
Vindicating Trump
Poll ends at .
@roknrol that is case of the lesser of 4 evils. I’ll take “Saving Christmas” … but I might listen to Vogon poetry in the original also.
@GayDeceiver At least it's self-parodic, rather than mere sewer belch or masturbatory glurge. @roknrol