Mastodawn

I won't take Americans seriously until they stop calling burgers "sandwiches." A sandwich is on sliced, buttered bread, and as Sandwich is in England we have final say on this one.

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✨pencilears✨1d ago

@anon_opin I'm not going to take the English seriously until they stop putting butter on all their sandwiches regardless of what else is in it.

Like, is this why you dorks can't handle a PB&J? Because you keep buttering the bread first???

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Karel Brits 🔻1d ago

@pencilears https://youtu.be/bqOw2FgGPCw
@anon_opin

JZyNO - Butta My Bread (Official Video) ft. Lasmid

YouTube

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Nathan A. Stine 1d ago

@anon_opin it would need to be meat between two slices of buttered bread then wouldn't it?

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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺1d ago

@anon_opin The Americans are probably devastated by your well-motivated rejection.

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A Slightly Orange Cat 1d ago

@anon_opin US citizen here. The term "hamburger sandwich" was used in the early days of McDonald's but people just say "burger" today.

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Killa Koala 1d ago

@anon_opin I'm sure Donnie will get right on it, just as soon as he sorts out the Strait of Hormuz (might take another two weeks apparently).

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DressToKILT 1d ago

@anon_opin My hotdog sandwich and I will not entertain this slander.