A small list of #bad #programming #jokes to put on tshirts that i've been maintaining for the last few weeks.

Focused on #C and #security stuff lol

she malloc on my heap till i leak

(deep fried bill gates)
"in this house we pass unsanitized user input into ShellExecuteExW()"

(void*)
trust me bro

***ptr
I know a guy that knows a guy...

(post-irony meme of boy with sunglasses)
yeah, I am a bad boy, how could you tell?
"sudo wget | bash"

gaslight git rebase -i HEAD~5
gatekeep git commit --amend --no-edit
girlbboss git push origin main --force

(post-irony 2000's wordart aesthetic)
born to segfault, forced to borrow check

sanitizing inputs is a violation of my free speech

Fuzzer? I barely know her!
(alternatively)
Buffer? I barely know her!

Baby, are you a dangling pointer?
Cuz imma using you after free tonite.

I do not consent to your memory safety laws.
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF THE HEAP.
GOD GAVE US unsafe{} SO BY JESUS I AM GOING TO USE IT

I WILL memset(0) YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE