Look at this thing I've made!
https://github.com/JoaoNasMonteiro/bitmath
It is actually a transpiler from the weird c-like syntax for bitllevel operations that exists in my brain to code that the LuaJIT interpreter actually understands and can evaluate, displayed in a well-aligned manner right inside the text editor.
A small list of #bad #programming #jokes to put on tshirts that i've been maintaining for the last few weeks.
Focused on #C and #security stuff lol
she malloc on my heap till i leak
(deep fried bill gates)
"in this house we pass unsanitized user input into ShellExecuteExW()"
(void*)
trust me bro
***ptr
I know a guy that knows a guy...
(post-irony meme of boy with sunglasses)
yeah, I am a bad boy, how could you tell?
"sudo wget | bash"
gaslight git rebase -i HEAD~5
gatekeep git commit --amend --no-edit
girlbboss git push origin main --force
(post-irony 2000's wordart aesthetic)
born to segfault, forced to borrow check
sanitizing inputs is a violation of my free speech
Fuzzer? I barely know her!
(alternatively)
Buffer? I barely know her!
Baby, are you a dangling pointer?
Cuz imma using you after free tonite.
I do not consent to your memory safety laws.
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN OF THE HEAP.
GOD GAVE US unsafe{} SO BY JESUS I AM GOING TO USE IT
I WILL memset(0) YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE
@aeva My favorite is making things I've never made before and learning new stuff along the way.
Outsourcing that to the slop machine sort of misses the entire point of the exercise.
@lens_r I simply use built-in Org mode's functionality - when a task has an effort estimate, and org-clock-sound is set, the sound is played when the clock-in time exceeds the estimate.
**** NEXT clear hanging tasks (just take a short look and maybe mark NEXT!)
SCHEDULED: <2026-03-28 Sat .+1d>
:PROPERTIES:
:Effort: 0:10
:DISABLE-HOST-BLOCKING: t
:CREATED: [2020-08-28 Fri 09:37]
:STYLE: habit
:REPEAT_TO_STATE: NEXT
:SHOWFROMTIME: 18:00
:LAST_REPEAT: [2026-03-27 Fri 19:03]
:END:
I've been looking at quite a few #emacs video's lately (yes, also with Prot).
Emacs looks dangerously addictive, and fun!
Recent months I have been coding some PHP thingies, all on flat-file DB. It aligns philosophically in several ways with Emacs and mapping. It can easily replace several tools, like todo, agenda, IDE, into one app! like that idea!
Q: I am wondering about portability. I sometimes switch between 2 pc's. Can I keep #emacs synced in between in some way?
Over the past months I've been creating a #MicroEmacs look-alike called kg, clearly flirting with Mg, and today I've released v1.0.0! 🎉 Pick it up at https://github.com/troglobit/kg
I'm curious to hear what people think, there's a pre-built .deb file for users of #Debian #Ubuntu #LinuxMint, and yes for all the #Arch people there's a PKGBUILD file contributed early on by @bodil 😊
My journey into #Emacs customization continues! This time I discover how to add line numbers, column numbers, and change the shape of the cursor.
#FOSS #GNULinux #Linux #OpenSourceSoftware #FreeSoftware #LibreSoftware
http://perotti.org/2026/03/24/more-emacs-configuration-changes/
Janneke
Nagô (JJ)
Brian Swetland
Ihor Radchenko (yantar92)
codebuzz 🐧
Joachim Wiberg
BeefGriller is antifa