wait, how often does the whole region disappear anyway?

that was never a concern multiple employers ago when i got to help out at the datacenter

they did redundant everything inside the rack, regular cable-yank failover tests and everything, but no geographical redundancy iirc

maybe i'll inquire about a vm on another host within the same rack when i get closer to dragging clients on board and just forget about higher availability than that for now

embarrassed to admit that i've today taken one halfhearted step toward learning wtf snmp is by way of (re)reading the rrdtool tutorial

no, not smtp the email sending thing. snmp the monitoring of hardware status thing

all because i want to put up some pretty charts of computer doing inscrutable computer thing

(accuracy? that's like number seven or twelve down the list of nice-to-haves)

well, actually,
my ipv4-only client
-> colocataires' ipv4-to-ipv6 sniproxy on port 443
-> my ipv6-only vm
-> haproxy to unwrap proxy protocol
-> prosody xmpp server
... experiment is not working ✨😕✨

so:

did it never work and i mistakenly thought that it did?
or
did it work at first but i broke it?

an easy fix would be to get an ipv4 address which obviates the need for sniproxy. but dammit before i do that i want answers: is this setup possible? if so, what'd i mess up?

(maniacal cackling)

i have finally got iocaine installed. wasn't even hard, just needed to sit down and do the steps and brain is real good at not that sometimes

hooked it up to the apt-installable anarchism faq for its markov corpus and the biggest canadian flavored apt-installable wordlist i could get

feels good. like the invulnerability you get from your favorite winter gloves and jacket before going out to play in the blizzard

now it's safe to blog again 🎉

i um only just now noticed that the apt-installable anarchism faq, in uncompressed markdown format, which i fed to iocaine for its markov corpus,

is twelve megabytes. of text.

almost 1.9 million words.

iocaine seems to be doing just fine so far

accidentally set caddy to syslog every request sent to iocaine 3 and oh gosh my website is pumping so much poison markov trash into chatgpt and claude rn 😍 💕

and it's using less cpu and memory than systemd-journald to do so

might need to look into setting bandwidth limiters on this thing

i'm still casting around for anti-cloud(flare) mechanisms of regional failover. like if the cable to the datacenter i use gets cut, or there's political upheaval, how to automatically shunt traffic to a different datacenter faster than a dns update would propagate through caches

i'm vaguely aware of this technology called anycast but i don't know much

https://grebedoc.dev/ uses https://rage4.com/ to do it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anycast

yeah eat it, ai scraper assholes

(gradually improving my monitoring, iocaine stats newly added to my collectd/rrdtool dashboard)

tiddlywiki doesn't come with a basic to-do feature, to make checkboxes and tick them off without having to tediously edit the page and type some [x]s

but it does have a plugin mechanism. found two plugins (both by the same author) that do checklists: Kara and Todolist

installation instructions made me nervous though, since i'm using tiddlyPWA that is rather different on the backend...

turns out though, Todolist is super easy to install on a self-hosted TiddlyPWA! drag and drop, click the button to reupload the wiki file to the server, and done.

entirely through the browser, way easier than messing around with directories. woah tiddlypwa is easier than stock tiddlywiki!?

i haven't put any rate limiters on here yet (i definitely will), but seems like claude and chatgpt limit themselves to 25 requests per second to my websites. i wonder how they picked that number, and if they'll ramp it up. and if i ratelimit, will they send more requests from other ip addresses. etc.

feels so good to know these assholes' language models are chugging down low-effort ungrammatical poison after ignoring my robots.txt

should i do traffic shaping using tc, haproxy, or shove yet another plugin into caddy?

should i slow the response down to a trickle for all the llm scrapers, or randomly drop their connections? 😈

despite it being part of linux since version 2.2, which is about as long as i've been daily-driving it, i hadn't heard of tc until this past month. that's "traffic control," a tool to control the kernel's network traffic limiting, smoothing, and prioritization

and for a command with such a tiny name wow it's a lot

i only want to restrict the bandwidth of one process so i think i'll look for easier mechanisms before i attempt to swallow this whole burrito

til: trickle, a lightweight userspace bandwidth shaper

could i just wrap iocaine with this and be done?

... except trickle doesn't work on statically linked executables, like iocaine. womp womp

i guess i could do a trick like wrap socat with it, then talk to iocaine through that,

but that feels more complicated than just switching back to haproxy and using its builtin traffic shaping features

what bits of haproxy, lighttpd, nginx, caddy, static-web-server should i string together?

requirements:

• iocaine can plug in somewhere
• can control the bandwidth of iocaine's garbage generator
• static web server
  • for multiple domains ("virtual hosts")
  • uses sendfile() for speed
  • precompressed files trick

• haproxy: has traffic shaping, proxy, fastcgi. no sws; have to proxy one. which?
  • lighttpd: small, sendfile(), correct webdav. can do reverse proxy itself, makes haproxy redundant? can i plug in iocaine?
  • nginx: i quit it because it was segfaulting when i tried to configure too many features. but if i'm only using it for static files maybe it's ok
  • static-web-server: i like rust. don't like a copy paste chunk of toml per configured domain

• caddy: proxy, fastcgi, builtin static fileserver, traffic shaping requires a module that doesn't do quite what i want. getting tired of guessing my way around caddyfile syntax. don't need its magic certificate management.
  • use 'tc' for traffic shaping? big learning curve
  • front it with haproxy? lots of redundant features, feels heavy

dang i gotta draw up a feature matrix or something

it's pretty weird that it took me this long to actually do but

tonight i have set up for the first time a program running on a computer inside my home, that people may access like a normal website, without learning my cable modem's ip address in the process, and if someone starts ddosing me i can just unplug and let the household continue watching videos unaware

(i'm having my @colocataires vps proxy traffic through a tailscale vpn to my closet fileserver)

safe(r) home-hosting by reverse proxy from a little computer in a datacenter is one of those things that seems like complex esoteric engineering from afar

but once you've experienced it, and then again when you've set it up yourself, all of a sudden it makes sense and is totally normal and a whole mess of possibilities for what you can cheaply and casually build on the internet blasts wide open

like the first time you experience nerd astral projection

llm scrapers ignoring my robots.txt and pounding on my small website 28 times per second, 24/7. 600kbps of my available bandwidth wasted just on markov trash

it's easy to imagine how they'll ddos any service that does a bit of compute on each request

it's not super exciting but if you're the kind of weirdo who wants to look at my vm's gauges, they are viewable here:

https://telemetry.orbital.rodeo/

i have been cobbling it together using collectd, rrdtool, and scripts instead of the far more reasonable and popular prometheus / grafana combo. because it might be more lightweight? haven't measured

for now it updates only when i run the command, so don't sit there wondering

no light mode or explanatory text (yet) soz

oof, it's somewhat heavy though. went from about 3% avg cpu use to about 6%

the throttling that haproxy does just gets buffered up by caddy in front of it and the result is a long initial delay before a fast transmission of data. like latency

which could probably be implemented more simply with a sleep statement somewhere

i wonder what other strategies i can use to slow down crawlers. thinking random connection drops or http errors 429, 402, and 451

problem: once detected, how best to slap back at ai scrapers? return poison quickly? tarpit? throttled poison drip? drop their ip's packets at the firewall?

idea: drop packets during business hours to free up bandwidth for legit visitors; fast poison otherwise to collect ip addresses for next day's ip ban. "party all night sleep all day" strategy

lots of bot traffic hitting port 80 (http) on my vm just to get redirected to port 443 (https) where they get a "go away, bot" error

who am i keeping port 80 open for?

who types in "orbital.rodeo," lands on http, and doesn't know to or can't try https instead?

many people use hsts and abandon 80

caddy auto-magically puts a redirect on 80 for my sites but i'm increasingly annoyed by its magic. wanna go back to haproxy

think i'll shut it

oh, whoopsie

if an ipv4->ipv6 proxy is telling my webserver the clients' ipv4 addresses using proxy protocol, blocking those ipv4 addresses at the webserver firewall isn't going to do much 🤦

i have a v4 address now, i was just lazy about reconfiguring dns to send v4 web traffic direct to my vm instead of through the v4-v6 proxy. time to get on that

🤔 i wonder how many innocents i'll accidentally shut out if i adopt a policy of, "any /24 prefix with 3 or more scrapers within it dooms the lot"?

🤔 i could set up a "pls let me back in" automation. tell me my biceps are eleven out of ten in this web-form and you get added to an inclusion list that takes effect before the block list

i could implement both of those defense mechanisms

reduce bookkeeping on my part by being a bit overeager about blocking whole prefixes instead of individual ip addresses

definitely want to do something like @alex's butlerian jihad where i block all networks from any ASN abusing my sites

but also, have a cooldown that sends traffic from blocked prefixes to a "let me back in" form that allowlists individual addresses

haha oops i accidentally banned my own ip. fixed it but guessing i'll have to flush the ban lists and rebuild in case i caught any more i shouldn't have

one super nice thing i'm doing this time around is using a wireguard-based vpn for all my ssh'ing. so even when i blocked my own ip address my ssh session was unaffected and i could fix it. and zero log spam from vulnerability scanners constantly trying the door 😌

i want to block any requests from google and facebook; also i want to block any isp who would tolerate scrapers

the database of ip range ("prefix") assignments is downloadable but it's big. 590 entries just for as32934 (facebook). too big to just dump into the firewall

but there's often nothing between multiple records for any given asn. maybe i could treat that as a single range, which would let me express the set of ranges to block more concisely 🤔

too big to just dump into the firewall

whoopsie, that was a wrong assumption on my part based on a bad time i had with way too many iptables firewall rules created by fail2ban many years ago

these days i'm using nftables and its set structure to hold ip addresses, which uses radix trees just like the routing tables do, and you can dump addresses in there all day long, it will manage merging them into ranges and auto expiring them if you want, works great

so upthread i was surprised that you can just shovel truckloads of ip addresses into nftables' "set" structure, for blockin' purposes

but i want to do stuff like detect if several addresses within some autonomous system's range are coordinating for shenanigans, and block the whole damn asn

this example, on the nftables wiki itself, loads a whole ass maxmind geoip db into nftables' "map" structure and my first reaction was "surely not"

https://wiki.nftables.org/wiki-nftables/index.php/GeoIP_matching

woah cool i just learned about the nftables feature concatenations

i'm already 🤩 about nftables' very fast sets and maps but today i learned that you can store essentially tuples of data in them

which in some cases can let you test multiple conditions at once, replacing multiple rules with a fast set-membership check

about 1.5 days after asking iocaine to not just poison but also block ai scrapers masquerading as browsers, i have about 36000 ip addresses blocked at the firewall

this is for a site that is not advertised anywhere, disliked by search engines, and contains maybe 10 blog posts that rarely change. AND which preemptively blocks several whole gafam corporate ASNs so not even counting them

so i expect more popular sites are seeing many multiples of this traffic