hey, share some of the Simpsons quotes that permanently live in your mind for no good reason.

I'll start:
"No, Homer, don't fill up on bread!"

"I can't promise I'll try. but I'll try to try."
"You know me, occasionally I'll be quirky... I'll be quirky...ALBUQUERQUE!!!!!"
"want to change your name to Homer Junior? the kids can call you HoJu!"
"you're only calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow"
"I'm not not licking toads"
"Shake harder, boy!"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!"
"I don't think any of us were expecting that."
"Where ya been, Homer, the entire steel industry is gay."
"Death is a part of baseball."
@theynege Lisa: "Can't talk. Coming down."
@theynege Homer: "The dank, Mo! The dank!"
@wobs @theynege is that Carl?
@ben @theynege Ooooh. You're right, it was Carl, and I misremembered the exact quote. The perils of recalling Simpsons quotes from the 90s as a stoner (even the stoner quotes).
@theynege "What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind."

@theynege

Don't you hate pants? I hope he tells us to burn our pants.

@jojo
Similarly

Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo.

You mean the hot pants?

Aye, the hot pants.

@theynege

@theynege comic book guy: "toodle-ooh."
@theynege "I hope I didn't brain my damage"

@theynege NASA guy: "How would you like to be higher than you've ever been?"

Barney: "Be an astronaut? OK!"

@theynege Homer: 🎵 Max Powers! He has the name that you want to touch, but you mustn't touch. 🎵

@theynege
Marge: "Come on Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon."

Homer: "That's not the way I remember it!"

"you're bad bart simpson"

@theynege "I am the lizard queen!"
@miffyhelen @theynege "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels"

@theynege It'll happen to youuuuuuu.

Nevermore nevermore nevermore nevermore

SMRT

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does

Everything's coming up Milhouse

I bent my wookie

I'm in danger!

@theynege
It's still good!
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I just think they're neat
@silvermoon82 @theynege oh no, no, no this lives in my head for a very good reason!
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"Remember that time he ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why. Did I have. The bowl?"
@thecrushedviolet yes, this one lives in my head too
@theynege "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. nothing at all..."
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
@theynege Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.
@theynege "Stupid sexy Flanders"
@theynege "I call the big one 'Bitey'"
@theynege I was wearing an onion on my belt as was the fashion at the time
@Norgg @theynege
That whole rambling bit was absolute genius.

@theynege So, so many.

We've tried, like, nothing and we're all out of ideas!

I AM SO SMART. S M R T

"*sigh*....and so forth"

Frink-voice: glavin!

@theynege “it can be two things”

“Which was the style at the time”

“It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen”
@theynege
Pictured.
And:
"It gets 300 hectares on a single tank of Kerosene"
@theynege also skinner saying "oh ho ho noooo noo no nooo. Nonooo.
...
Well, yes."

@theynege I say "it can be two things!" all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr57f3nitS0

Veterans Day / Flaming Moe's Day

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@theynege it's just a little airborne, it's still good!

@theynege
My mistake.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Yoink!
Ow my eye! My doctor says I’m not supposed to get yogurt in it.
Lisa needs braces!
Dental plan!
Why must you turn my office into a den of lies?!
I was saying boo-urns.
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
And that’s when the chuds came after me.

And so many more…

@theynege "Simpson., homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree".
@theynege "What, did the rubble burn down?" - Ned Flanders
@theynege "Now, chew through my ball sack."
@theynege To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
@theynege The entire "See My Vest" song plays through my head on occasion too
@Jesticulated That song comes and goes from my head, but there was a period of time where it was replaced with the closing credits parody of We Didn't Start the Fire where Dan Castellaneta sings about things that have happened on the show in his actual voice
@theynege I dont think I have heard that!
The Simpsons: They'll Never Stop The Simpsons

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@theynege

“Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless”

“Think of the children! Won’t somebody please think of the children!”

Dr Hibbert, to camera: “I couldn’t possibly solve this mystery. Could you?” Chief Wiggum: “Yeah I’ll give it a shot, it’s my job”

“I know I’m supposed to cut something. But what? And where?”